Conservatives vs. Liberals

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
 
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

 If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
 A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
 
 If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
 If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
 
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
 
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
 
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a non-Christian religion, of course!)
 
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
 
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

NEW Conservatives pick up trash; liberals get angry that there isn't a government program paying somebody else to pick up trash. -  HeatherRadish

HT Jim

Comments

[HeatherRadish]

Awesome :)

My boyfriend threw me a "I thought you were a conservative!" a few months ago when we were at Harrington Beach and I picked up some plastic trash. I explained that conservatives pick up trash; liberals get angry that there isn't a government program paying somebody else to pick up trash. Feel free to add that to your list :)

[Dan (BipolarNation.com)]

A conservative sees a free economy and says "Oh, good, opportunity!" and gets to work.

A liberal sees a free economy and says "Where's my opportunity already?" and sits still.

[Sarah L.]

lol

[Joyce]

If a conservative wants the best education for their child they support school vouchers, deciding where and how to educate the child.

A liberal wants to increase funding to a failing public school system, increase teacher salaries regardless of how they perform... and call for smaller class sizes... which BTW is what they called for 35 years ago when my oldest child was in kindergarten! Progressive?

[TerryN]

I really like this post. Really.

[Lone Wolf]

If a conservative disagrees with governmental policy they research, call their representatives and voice their opinions.
If a liberal disagrees, oh wait a minute, liberals don't disagree they just follow blindly.

[BlackinMiami]

Liberal vs conservative

http://aynrandlexicon.com/lexicon/conservatives_vs_liberals.html

[LegioNofZioN]

interesting post BiM, thanks for the food for thought.

[sims]

Good post BiM. I have read "Philosophy; Who Needs It" and recommend it highly to anyone interested in freedom and liberty.

[t]

it cant get any more biased than this

[james]

its the other way around