Tonight on ABC, I watched a very old, feeble American icon, mumble and stutter, through an already sparse script. It was shocking! It ruined my New year's party. My children were frightened. I can't believe ABC won't do the right thing and put Dick out of his misery.
Don't get me wrong, in his hey day on American Band Stand and on previous New Years eve shows, Dick Clark was the man... That ship has passed...
That ship has sunk!!!
ABC, stop the madness! I'm begging you... Put this man out to pasture.