"An expert from the National Autonomous University of Mexico predicted that in about ten years the Earth will enter a "little ice age" which will last from 60 to 80 years and may be caused by the decrease in solar activity."
Huh? What?
"At present, ...the world is going through a transition phase where solar activity diminishes considerably, "so that in two years or so, there will be a small ice age that lasts from 60 to 80 years," and the immediate consequence of this... will be drought."
Oh God no!!! What should we do? WHAT SHOULD WE DOOooooo?!?
Sigh.
So much for scientific consensus.
What? Solar activity? What the hell does the 800,000 mile wide thermonuclear explosion at the center of our solar system have to do with temperature? We're the ones who are holding the thermostat! Man! George W. Bush can make the planet whatever temperature he wants! Do not attempt to adjust your set! He controls the vertical, the horizontal!
Just like the Martian President Hsub M Egroeg is responsible for melting the Martian ice cap! Him and all the VUS driving little green men!
Solar activity! I suppose the sun has a massive amount of some invisible "force" that keeps the planets themselves running around in circles too! Absurd. Absolutely absurd!
Posted by: Maddie - Saukville | August 20, 2008 at 06:28 PM
Time for everyone to drive SUVs!!!
Posted by: janir | August 21, 2008 at 09:51 AM